Walking Gingerdead cookies.
|That's right. Fucking zombie cookies.|
That man deserves an award.
Five dollars later and I was at home anxiously awaiting a day when I would have time to make some fucking zombie cookies. This past Sunday was that day.
Just like the Ninjabread, the Walking Gingerdead kit comes with almost everything you'll need; you just need to supply butter, honey, powdered sugar and water. After mixing up the dough, you just use the supplied cookie cutters to make the shapes. Nine to eleven minutes in the oven, you have fresh zombie cookies as such:
Then comes the fun/tedious part: decorating! Unlike the ninjas, however, I was tapped for ideas on how to make zombies interesting. I had to enlist the help of Mrs. Idiot as I was growing bored quickly and running out of ideas.
|Batch 1: Boring as fuck|
|Yes, I tried to make a Santa-Zombie. It looks like shit.|
|As you can see I'm just repeating themes...|
|Mrs. Idiot came up with the "Brains" one. That's why I love her.|
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
No more zombie-themed if that's what you were hoping for. More baking is what I mean.
I didn't want to end this post without showing you the shoddy peanut butter fudge and the Oreo Cookie Balls that I made.
Here's the fudge...
|It looks even worse in this terrible photograph...|
Now the Oreo Cookie Balls...
|Man, I can't wait to put these balls in my mouth.|
|This guy's here just because I like him.|